i wonder if korra had always known she was bisexual or if she saw asami one day and thought lmao ok if i was straight at one point i’m not anymore
i have this headcanon that when she was younger and found out katara was married to her in her past life korra would get excited and be all “does that me you’re my wife?” and then if someone was rude to katara young korra would yell something like “don’t talk to my wife like that!” and just basically assume being with women was okay simply because she’s already been with them in past lives
I love seeing the lok fandom on my dash simply for cute shit like this man
Tenzin: Korra, go to your room
Korra: I AM YOUR FATHER, Tenzin go to your room
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fine: casting 20+ year olds as teens bc teens have shit like school they’re required to go to making adult actors more reliable and teens also might not be able to handle the workload and adult actors are generally more experienced.
fucking bad: casting 20+ year olds as teens so u can make softcore porn of underaged kids without getting thrown in jail
i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better than that”
also, someone else asked him how old his baby was and he said without even a moments hesitation, “he’s 36 he’s just got a height problem” and I’ve only just come to terms with the fact I’ll never say something that funny in my life
It high-key sounds like you stumbled in halfway through a comedy about a dude who’s friend got magicked into a baby
I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.
[me internally while someones talkin to me] wow they Really Think i kno wats goin on rn…
im starting a gang and we’re gonna go out and destroy every golf course. rip up all the grass and replace it with native plants and fruit trees and shit. we move at midnight be there or be a casualty of the revolution
“guys wearing dresses” is a tired punchline for a joke, not to mention kinda sexist and transphobic.
“guys wearing suits of armor” now that’s comedy gold.
The more inappropriate the situation is for a suit of armor, the better.
A lot of people bring up formal dances in the notes as an inappropriate situation, and while that’s true, I don’t think you’re going far enough.
Imagine going square dancing in a full suit of armor. and a cowboy hat. Or a monster truck derby. Imagine doing a sexy carwash in a full suit of armor.
The possibilities are endless.
“OK, ready to sneak into the bank? Rookie, what are you wearing?”
*rookie adjusts full-suit armor* “my best”
shout-out to tom hardy for calling venom “neither a hero or a villain but an alien that’s living rent-free in a human being”
Me consuming media dealing with werewolves: “okay but if you’re gonna lock yourself in that basement during your transformation have you thought of including some enrichment?? How about a treat ball or a frozen Kong?? What are your thoughts on sniffing out treats”
Good god the rampant destruction makes so much more sense now! The wolf has no mental stimulation so its starts destroying things because its BORED.
i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.
This is the opposite of a creepypasta
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