peabug:

peabug:

OOF! OOF! how does FIFTEEN POINTS of DAMAGE TASTE?!

jesus a year later and i’m still floored by attention this got

ty everyone for sharing and leaving sweet comments  🙏 i’m going into my senior year of animation which means my school-provided toonboom licence is done n gone some time next year. if you wanna give me a hand snagging a perpetual licence so i can keep making horseshit like this i got a ko-fi to take donations!

ty for the support babes  💋 

tmos-time:

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! Youve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, Ive landed on Bryan Bryan, ahhh Bryan, Im so proud of zem Im going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... Ill see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld

TAZ Arcs as John Mulaney Quotes

plotweaver:

Here There Be Gerblins: This might as well happen. Adult life is already so God damn weird.

Murder on the Rockport Limited: “I’ll tell you what we’ll do! We’ll draw chalk around the body is. That way we’ll know where it was…”

Petals to the Metal: "I hear you honking and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing. I don’t like that I’m in that lane either, and I sure would like to get out of it!”

The Crystal Kingdom: “Is it an “E” or is it a “3”? That’s up to ye. The passwords of past you’ve correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the robot test!”

The Eleventh Hour: “All right, well, what do they do with the time machine?” “Well, now I’m embarrassed to say.“

The Suffering Game: And I go: “Why are you doing this to me?” and they go: “Because we’re Delta Airlines and life is a fucking nightmare!”

The Stolen Century: "All right, there’s a Norwegian Cruise Line leaving for Martinique. Here’s my plan: you and me get very dressed up, including hats, and then we wave handkerchiefs at it until it disappears over the horizon.”

Story and Song: You’re a 22-year-old temp, and you’re so hungover, and you just wanna die every day. And then that happens in front of you, and I don’t know, gives you hope?