tweetsongs:

taz is basically one giant power struggle between justin and griffin as they attempt to wreast control of each other’s creations.

obviously travis is the true winner, as he, with clint’s secret aid, smuggles steven and dr. harris bonkers into griffin’s playspace while griffin is furiously writing plot twists for justin’s newest npc.

fizzityuck:

the griffin mcelroy dm aesthetic:

  • probably doesn’t own the manual
  • “harold they’re lesbians” 
  • player: i do [very stupid thing] griffin: [deadpan] okay so you die
  • joe pesci voice™
  • [three years deep in a campaign] “okay we’re going to have to follow the rules this time guys” 
  • can’t do british accents to save his life
  • elevators
  • 10 minute monologues with extravagant production value
  • actually kinda sucks at playing d&d
  • loves his family

kiss-my-asymptote:

Lines in The Adventure Zone that make me want to cry every time

Taako’s “You fucking took everything from me”

Lucretia’s “Please lay down, Magnus I don’t want you to get hurt. I love you. I love all of you.”

Mavis’s “You’re my hero because I know how hard you’re trying, Dad.”

Barry’s “They don’t trust me, Lup.”

Lydia’s “I guess we did still need eachother”

Istus’s “You’re going to be amazing”

Griffin’s “Magnus rushes in” at the end of the reunion scene with Julia

Magnus’s “My friends aren’t strong enough, I have to be.”

Griffin’s “The voidfish rejoiced in your company, Magnus. It still does.”

Merle’s “You’ve got faith. It’s faith in you.”

Johan’s “You’re going to have to fight, and you’re going to win!”

The Judge’s “so much cruelty towards a child who loves them.”

Carey’s “I know what happened. You took the big hit, didn’t you Bud?”

Lup’s “I know we don’t say this enough, but thank you.”

keplercryptids:

0re:

it’s Istus from The Adventure Zone! tried doing something different with this one. it’s a bit…Much, but it was fun so whatevs, anyways, I’ve learnt and forgotten how to knit like 4 times and all I know that this is Not how knitting works.

twitter (wips, etc.)

you’re going to be amazing!  ❤

[image description: an illustrated portrait of Istus from the chest up against a dark blue background. She’s a thin woman with dark brown skin, light freckles, extremely long wavy white hair and icy blue eyes. She’s knitting a skein of dark blue fabric and looking at the viewer with a smile. She’s illuminated by bright white light from above.]

lone-star-multiple-moons:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

ok, i’m gonna make a lotta connections here, but trust me and follow along

griffin had the plot figured out pretty damn well by crystal kingdom. he had determined:

  • who the seven birds were
  • that the red robe was barry and one of the seven birds
  • red robe/barry was in love with the red robe in the cave to whom the umbrella belonged
  • this cave red robe was lup, taako’s twin
  • that barry/red robe was a lich, so it is VERY LIKELY he had also planned that lup was a lich, bc i doubt he ever intended to permanently kill taako’s sister

i would like to posit that, based on these decisions, griffin had also:

  • realized the OP-ness of two in-control, immortal, undead characters
  • decided that he needed some sort of way to keep that in check
  • introduced the idea that barry (and by extension, lup) are not infalliable and can lose control as a way to check that
  • determined that, since this would no longer matter if/when lup and barry are reunited, he needed a stronger, larger control over their power
  • created an arc based around the dangers of messing with necromancy and introduced a character and deity whose purposes are to prevent reanimation and protect the sancitity of life and death

so what i’m getting down to is that kravitz/the raven queen were introduced in order to show that the constant resurrection of the ipre and, more specifically, barry and lup’s lichdom have consequences

let’s suppose that i’m right. let’s suppose that i managed to guess the actual line of thought behind the crystal kingdom arc and kravitz’s insertion into the plot.

then can you imagine griffin mcelroy’s fucking face when justin announced that taako, brother to two liches, was going to romance the grim reaper

daily-davenport:

Today’s Davenport deals with dos hungry boys part 1

[image description start! Four achromatic panels featuring Davenport, a mustached gnome, and Taako, a chubby elf. Panel one, Taako looks aloof with his arms crossed saying, “I cook for you for 30 years and now you won’t even give me a single bite of your sandwich. I see how it is Captain.” Panel two reveals Davenport sitting at a counter looking tired while gesturing at the sandwich he’s holding while Taako looks over at him. The two go back and forth. D: “… Taako this is peanut butter.” T: “So?” D: “You’re allergic.” T: “So?” D: “You’ll die.” Panel 3, Taako is half heartedly leaning on the table reaching for the sandwich, while Davenport leans back holding the sandwich up and pushes at Taako’s face to keep him back. Taako whines, “So?? I’ll only – c’mon – be dead for a few months!” Davenport says haltedly, “Taako – I can make – you one – withou-” Panel 4, Davenport and Taako freeze looking done as Magnus, burly human man, has leaned in a taken a bite of the sandwich Davenport had been holding up in the air with a chomp. End description!]