kenisle:

fav venom quotes

  • “this is dead. dead!”
  • “could a parasite make me climb a really, really tall tree, but super, super fast?”
  • “pile of bodies… pile of heads”
  • “jump.” *ding* “pussy. “
  • “lemme tell you something, bud. i’ve spent a significant amount of time with one of those things up my ass. not a lot of fun.”
  • “that is the ugliest thing i have ever seen in my life!”
  • “oh, he… has one up his ass, too.”
  • “what really changed your mind?” “you. you did, eddie.”

sexycraisinthanos:

asciencegay:

buckysoldatbarnes:

marvel studios: and then, chris evans IMPROVISED the line “I am steve rogers !” He talked to groot! ha ha pretty wild and silly huh : )

venom production team: yeah tom hardy just fucking climbed in the tank and ate a live lobster do we look like we know how to manage him

this has that same energy about that one post about cat owners vs dog owners

marvel studios: this is chris evans, hes a award winning talented actor, hes so talented and has been in all these movies, hes half dentist

venom production team: this is tom hardy and hes a bastard

To be fair Chris Evans added it to be funny

Tom Hardy did it because he knows how to radiate “bisexual disaster” energy

queenmabonthefinalizer:

Can I just say, as great as Venom and Eddie’s relationship was, I appreciated Dan and Anne’s. Dan didn’t fall into the jealous new boyfriend category. Not once did he mistrust Anne about Eddie, showing he was totally comfortable in that relationship and trusted her totally, he was so nice to Eddie instead of telling him to stay away from Anne. It was a healthy relationship dynamic (despite Anne’s possible remaining feelings at the end) and I appreciated it and Dan as a character

Update: I forgot to add, Dan had his priorities right like when he told Anne they needed to talk about what was going on and she said there was nothing going on with her and Eddie and Dan was like ‘no we need to talk about the weird parasite thing that’s unknown to medical science obviously’ and I appreciate that he was focused on the right thing

clitclip:

eddie brock is a millennial

• unemployed
• anxiety
• big issues w big pharma
• alien fucker
• everyone is constantly pleading w him to get some sleep
• doctors r begging him to go to a hospital
• alien possesses him & ends up actually improving his quality of life
• nothing in freezer but chicken nuggets
• knows security guard is just doing his job, understandable, have a nice day
• talks 2 self in inappropriate situations