toomanylokifeels:

shaylogic:

shaylogic:

Bb MCU Loki: *scrapes knee* mom why is my blood blue

Frigga, super Done and staying out of it: ask your father

Loki: dad, why do I have blue blood?

Odin, sweating: because you’re royalty, of course

Thor: *scrapes elbow* dad, i’m royalty, too, right? Why’s my blood red?

Odin, sweating bullets: you’re adopted

Odin panicking and telling Thor he’s the adopted one instead is peak comedy.

marigorbital:

Spoilers for Venom.

Finally saw Venom last night and I have to say, people who said they were disappointed by the Venom/Eddie kiss because it was done through a female Venom (Anne) and it’s like?? I don’t know about you, but there was a wholesome OT3/4 going on in Venom and not a single one questioned their feelings??

I’ll admit, when Eddie revisited Anne, who got into a relationship with Dan six months after breaking off her engagement with Eddie (for reasons shown in the film), I figured I was not gonna like Dan, but no. NO. Dan was a goddamn MAN. SECURE AS HELL. A GODDAMN DOCTOR TO THE END. Eddie, his girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend who may be a drug addict because he’s acting sketch as hell?? He could have gotten Eddie arrested for making a scene at the restaurant, could have been That Guy, but nope. Guy takes him to the hospital to do tests. Legitimately gives a shit about him and consoles him after a failed MRI, fucking FOLLOWS UP with lab results on what looks like his break, and did not question why Anne and Eddie were spending time with each other and was more concerned about Eddie’s parasite. Dan was compassionate as hell!! Said to Eddie, “but it’s going to be okay; were going to put you on medications, buddy.” And Eddie just respects him, at no point does he insult Dan. just mature ass men, my GOD 😭😭

And then Anne!! Badass as I knew she would be, but also set boundaries without shutting out the possibility of getting closure with Eddie. And yeah, we saw Eddie pining after Anne and it could have easily gone into a love triangle plot, but it honestly showed healthier communication between people having complex feelings than I’ve ever seen in the main MCU films.

Venom ain’t got time for bullshit. Gets straight to the point. “What actually made you stay?” “You, Eddie.” If that ain’t some romance cheese, I don’t know what is. The love was EVERYWHERE

Venom and Eddie are We, Venom and Eddie like Anne, Anne is there for support and for rescue but on her terms, Dr. Dan does his job. I legit would 100% be okay with Anne and Dan just taking in Eddie as their third, Venom and all, and they all just keep telling each other how much they care about each other, just constantly. I know it won’t happen, but I can dream.

Anyway, loved the film. Fun ride, good time. Were there issues? Probably, but in the world we live in where they’re trying to tell me A Star Is Born had a better romance than Venom, like who cares?

agendervenom:

There’s been a few people here and there in the tags trying to start ship discourse but…

Yall seem to forget that eddie/venom are canon in the comics… this is pretty much basic level Venom lore

Venom declares their love for Eddie:

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Eddie talks to someone about being in a relationship with Venom and how much he loves it:

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They consider each other married:

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They’ve considered each other marred since the 1990 comics:

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Yet another discussion on their romantic relationship:

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Eddie considers Venom his long time romantic partner:

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They go on movie dates with each other and hold hands!!!:

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…This scene:

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Um…. anyways, heart chocolates:

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They call each other pet names CONSTANTLY:

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The ending to one of the comics has a heart symbol and the classic ‘fairy tale’ ending:

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Speaking of the heart ending, they consider their entire story in the comics to be a love story

I just… do I need to explain further?

They’ve also canonically given birth to a symbiote child before and raised it together until it went off on its own. Yep. They had a child together.

Anyways…. symbrock is canon. And it has been since 1990 when they first considered themselves married and in a relationship.

(sources: everything from Venom 1990 to the most recent Venom comics)