DM:
“The orc captain fires his bow, and…that’s a hit. And he rushes,
and…hit. And, bonus move, and…oh jeez that’s a *big* hit. I’m
sorry, man.”Player, sadly pulling out a fresh character sheet:
“Eh, it’s alright. I guess in the next act y’all are gonna meet
Boromir’s brother Faramir.”I just lost six followers
Tag: lotr
we watched the fellowship of the ring and so it called for a boromir (╥_╥)
(really quick and messy)
Based off of this post
Boromir: So Sam is short for Samwise?
Pippin: yep
Boromir: And Pippin’s short for Peregrin?
Pipping: yep!
Boromir: …and Merry’s short for Meriadoc?
Pippin: yep!!
Boromir: So what’s Frodo short for?
Pippin: cause he’s got little legs
council of elrond, more like
legolas please sit the fuck down, this is the second time you’ve stood up for the sole purpose of yelling at boromir
Legolas is mad bcos he knows Aragorn can’t get mad at Boromir bcos it would be undignified & dishonourable and all that so he’s like, I got you mate, I’ll yell at this asshole for u. Meanwhile Aragorn’s like Legolas it’s. Fine. Legolas stop.
Boromir: *carrying Frodo across a river*
Frodo: mmm this is nice
Frodo: can you just carry me the whole way
Boromir: …what all the way to Mordor
Frodo: yes please
Boromir: no
Frodo: I’ll be no trouble
Boromir: no.
Frodo: and you’re so big and strong…
Boromir: LOOK AT THAT we’re back on dry land down you go!
Frodo: aw 😦
*meanwhile*
Aragorn: *carrying Sam*
Sam: mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmm 😦
Aragorn: Sam please stop making that noise
Sam: mrRRRmmmRRRm
Aragorn: we’re almost across, look
Sam: mrmrmrmrmrmph
Aragorn: Sam
lotr + the grey company
‘It is a gift I bring you from the Lady of Rivendell’, answered Halbarad. ‘She wrought it in secret, and long was the making. But she also sends word to you: The days now are short. Either our hope cometh, or all hopes end. Therefore I send thee what I have made for thee. Fare well, Elfstone!’
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