“Master Yoda, surely you did not track me down for a mere report. Especially when my Padawan has been so diligent in filing his own.”
I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR ANYTHING FUNNIER THAN YOU KNOW OBI-WAN WAS BEING SUPER FUCKING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE WITH HIS REPORT FILING.
HE’S MAKING SURE QUI-GON KNOWS HE IS UTTERLY SHIT AT IT
QUI-GON PROBABLY NOT CARING THAT HE’S UTTERLY SHIT AT IT
OBI-WAN PROBABLY WRITING TWENTY PAGES OF THE MOST BORING SHIT IN THOSE REPORTS JUST BECAUSE, BY GOD, IF HE HAS TO DO THIS (BECAUSE HIS MASTER IS SUCH UTTER SHIT AT DOING IT), HE’S GOING TO MAKE SURE THE PERSON READING THEM HAS TO SUFFER AS WELL
YES, MASTER SINBUE, YOU WILL HAVE TO READ THIRTY PAGES OF REPORT ABOUT THE LOCAL FLORA THAT I COPIED AND PASTED + SLIGHTLY REWORDED SO YOU CAN’T SAY I JUST COPIED AND PASTED IT FROM SPACE WOOKIEEPEDIA, BECAUSE IT’S VERY IMPORTANT TO THE MISSION
VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU KNOW THE EXACT SPECIES OF PLANT THAT MASTER QUI-GON TRIPPED OVER WHEN HE WAS RESCUING THE PRIESTESS OF WOOD AND THE EXACT NUMBER OF CORUN THORNS HE GOT TANGLED IN HIS HAIR AND THE HOUR AND A HALF HE SPENT TRYING TO COMB THEM OUT
AND IT’S NOT AT ALL THAT HE’S JUST RATTING HIS MASTER OUT
idk why do firebenders lose their bending during the day of black sun but dont lose their bending at night like thats also dark bitch wtf
I don’t think it’s just the darkness I think it has something to do with the blocking of the sun spirit’s energy something something magic something moon something. Like how Katara is a more powerful bender depending on the moon and the tides. Plus I’m pretty sure firebenders tend to be weaker at night, but not completely powerless.
Firebenders are strongest during the day because of the energy they get from the sun.
Waterbenders get their energy from the moon and their power rises and falls with the tides/lunar phases.
An eclipse is a big ball of water energy covering a big ball of fire energy, meaning the moon is 2x strong against the sun.
Firebenders don’t lose their power at night because moonlight is refracted sunlight.
Seriously, did no one think of this? When Iroh tells Zhao, “Don’t kill the moon spirit, we need it too” what did you think he meant?
Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.
Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?
And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run
But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually
Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.
Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!
Fyi- just in case you didn’t know.
TOUCH got a bro that likes to give high fives? Back slaps? Are they a hugger? Do they not blink an eye at cuddles?
QUALITY TIME this bro will (as op stated) sprint to spend every minute possible with you. Every second that you guys are together is a declaration of affection.
WORDS does your bro tell you how amazing and great and fantastic and wonderful you are all the time? Guess what…?
GIFTS do they buy you coffee? Snacks, energy drinks, spot you at the restaurant? Did that one key chain removed you of them? Ding ding!
ACTS are they always doing things for you? Ie: Nah bro, I got this, I can do that, need me to get anything for you, I can help with…?
PRO TIP – The way people show love is often how they receive love as well.
I reblogged this recently but it got better and ive been thinking and learning a lot abt love languages so
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