taraljc:

pipcomix:

pipcomix:

Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity

I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro

meanwhile I’ve had to remind my contractor 4 times that painting the kitchen was always part of the estimate. 

FOUR TIMES.

star-anise:

amuseoffyre:

rufeepeach:

thespiralpath:

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

This.

It’s genuinely worrying to me how often white supremacist misogynist dudes have a weird Viking obsession. The Vikings did not agree with you. Stop dragging the Vikings into this.

Right-wingers: We should treat the Muslims like the Vikings did!
Me: You mean travel thousands of miles to strike up profitable trade deals with them in their own countries and establish mutually beneficial business arrangements?
Right-wingers: Wot?

Move to a predominantly Muslim country, convert to Islam, and become famous makers of cheese.

thepioden:

fledgling-witch:

mikkeneko:

starsshinedarkly77:

afro-elf:

“are you a ‘wolf like me by tv on the radio’ werewolf, a ‘hungry like the wolf by duran duran’ werewolf, an ‘it will come back by hozier’ werewolf or a ‘hollow moon by awolnation’ werewolf?” is a questionable intrusive thought i just had, sure, but also a compelling buzzfeed quiz

This is “howl by Florence + the machine” werewolf erasure

There are a lot of songs mentioned in the notes, and I’ve collected them all here for anyone interested:

(Keep in mind that these are in no particular order and I’m not familiar with most of them, so I can’t personally vouch that all of these songs are good, have anything to do with werewolves, or exist. And I might have missed some. Also Africa by Toto is here.)

Howl – Florence and the Machine
Wolf Like Me – TV on the Radio
Wolf Like Me –  Lera Lynn
Hungry Like the Wolf – Duran Duran
It Will Come Back – Hozier
Hollow Moon – Awolnation
Werewolf BarMitzvah – Tracy Morgan & Donald Glover
Werewolves of London – Warren Zevon
Bad Moon Rising – Clearance Clearwater Revival
Lobo Hombre en Paris – La Unión
Fullmoon – Sonata Arctica
Ain’t Your Fairytale – Sonata Arctica
She Wolf – Sia ft. David Guetta
She Wolf – Ke$ha
Das Tier in Mir – E Nomine
The Wolf – Mumford and Sons
She-Wolf/Loba – Shakira
Werewolves of Armenia – Powerwolf
Walking the Demon – Bullet for my Valentine
Animal I Have Become – Three Days Grace
Werewolf – Michael Hurley
Teenage Werewolf –  The Remus Lupins
Little Red Riding Hood – Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs
Little Red Riding Hood – Bowling for Soop
Me and Mr Wolf – The Real Tuesday Weld
Wolf Bite – Owl City
Teen Wolf Theme (1986)
Dancing in the Moonlight – King Harvest
Raised by Wolves – Falling in Reverse
Werewolf Heart – Dead Man’s Bones
Zomby Woof – Frank Zappa
Werewolf Heart – Dead Man’s Bones
Wolves – Sam Tinnesz ft. Silverberg
You’re a Wolf – Sea Wolf
12 Years Howled – Bear Ghost
Howling for You – The Black Keys
Bark at the Moon – Ozzy Osbourne
Howl – Bar for Lashes
Werewolf – Cat Power
Curse of the Werewolf – Timeless Miracle
Fresh Blood – Eels
Faces – Owl Eyes
I’m a Wolf – First Aid Kit
Wolf Boy – Morning Musume
Howling – Babel
The Wolf – Delta Bombers
The Wolf – Phildel
Werewolf Gimmick – The Mountain Goats
Up the Wolves – The Mountain Goats
Monsters – Missio
Howlin’ – Black Keys
You Cried Me – Jookabox
I Made a Promise to the Moon – Jason Webley
Full Moon – Last Tribe
Brother Lupine – No-Gi Soul Rebellion
Cruel, Cruel Moon – Paul and Storm
Became –  Atmosphere
Wolves of the World – Powerwolf
Furr – Blitzen Trapper
Feral Love – Chelsea Wolfe
Werewolves in the City – The Viking Moses
Shadows of the Night – Pat Benatar
Wolves and Werewolves – The Pack A.D.
Running with the Wolves – Aurora
The Other Side – Bruno Mars
I Know I’m a Wolf – Young Heretics
Clap for the Wolfman – The Guess Who
Werewolf – Cocorosie
Least of My Kind – Three Weird Sisters
Stray – Steve Conte
Werewolf – Tip the Van
Africa – Toto
Howl – The Unlikely Candidates
The Wolf – Siames
Wolf’s Awake – Carousel
Kill of the Night – Gin Wigmore
Wolf – Exo
Wolf – Sylvan Esso
Wolf – First Aid Kit
Of Wolf and Man – Metallica
Du Riechst So Gut – Rammstein

Now on Spotify!