therobotmonster:

virovac:

weirdlilrems:

weirdbuzzfeed:

adulthoodisokay:

rbooknerdk:

buzzfeed:

whyyyyyy

Wasn’t this the toy that scared a kid real bad so they ran away screaming only since it follows sound it just chased this poor screaming kid all over the place?

yep that’s the one

The monsters have found another way to get energy while making both sides happy, good for them!

So now even toy electronic pets need warnings on what you’re getting into when you buy them. 

You know that trope where an evil villain makes toys so every kid will bring them into their home and then they can strike? This is what happens when a villain does that, but gives up on the evil attack part when they realize sales alone would be more lucrative than the resulting super-crime.

Source: buzzfeednews.com

provocative-envy:

i know tom riddle turned out super evil and awful and monstrous etc etc but grown ass middle aged man albus dumbledore (a teacher!!!!!!! of children!!!!!!! like his job is to Mold Young Minds!!!!) meeting an 11 year old boy in an orphanage and introducing him to MAGIC and then “”“”“"getting a bad feeling”“”“”“ when this 11 YEAR OLD ORPHAN EXPRESSED INTEREST IN THE IDEA OF NO LONGER BEING SAD & POWERLESS is peak rowling bullshit lmfao

“but it was because tom reminded him of grindelwald–”

ELEVEN YEARS OLD

ELEVEN !!!!

I WAS STILL SOMETIMES PLAYING DRESS UP WITH BARBIES WHEN I WAS ELEVEN ARE YOU FUCKING KID D ING ME

“and then he was sorted into slytherin–”

P E A K ROWLING BULLSHIT

ELEVEN YEAR OLDS WITH TRAGIC SHITTY CHILDHOODS ARE ALLOWED TO PRIORITIZE AMBITION AS A PERSONALITY TRAIT IF THEY WANT TO HOLY SHIT

“and he gravitated towards dark magic–”

E L E V E N

ELEVEN YEARS OLD

I LISTENED TO THAT ONE LINKIN PARK SONG THAT I NOW KNOW AS AN ADULT WAS ABOUT CRIPPLING DEPRESSION AND SUICIDE IDEATION ON REPEAT FOR LIKE SIX MONTHS WHEN I WAS ELEVEN

YOU’RE TELLING ME ONE OF THE MOST BRILLIANT AND POWERFUL TEACHERS AT HOGWARTS COULDN’T FINAGLE A FUN WAY TO GET AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD BOY INTERESTED IN FUCKING HERBOLOGY OR DRAGONS OR SOMETHING ARE YOU FOR REAL????? AR E YOU

anyway dumbledore was trash that’s it that’s the hot take here bye

dare-i-say-asexual:

dare-i-say-asexual:

dare-i-say-asexual:

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man