Me at Starbucks today:

amandabaldyga:

Barista 1: What’s your name?
Me: *tries so hard not to be Hamiltrash at this moment, yet fails*
Me: Alexander Hamilton. My name is Alexander Hamilton.
Barista 1: *says under breath* oh no
Barista 1: *quickly scribbles down “Alexander Hamilton” on cup before anything else can go down*

5 minutes later

Barista 2: Coffee for the $10 founding father without a father, who got a lot farther by working a lot harder, by being a lot smarter, by being a self-starter, by 14 was placed in charge of a trading charter
Me: *runs hysterically up to the barista to fangirl about Hamilton for the next few minutes*

Yea, today was a good day

medically accurate muscle chart:

prettysicksupply:

ipaintmelodies:

curlicuecal:

stele3:

nineprotons:

shutframe:

unmutedlark:

As someone who works in therapy for a living, I can confirm this is 100% accurate

@cosmicdwarf

For Traitor: neck retraction exercise. While lying in bed with your head flat against the mattress, give yourself the biggest double chin you can. Repeat 10 times.

For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, it’s human instinct to protect our neck when we’re under stress so that predators can’t get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.

Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when we’re hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.

Asshole: Superman exercises. Like the rhomboids, the ESGs are straining against the slump. Stretching the chest will help them, too, but then you e got to strengthen your back. Do 20 of those per day.

traitor tried to murder me last night and fuckwaffle is always up on my shit

I’m gonna try these tips

@ailuric

things for @thebibliosphere to share with the SuperPhysio… lol

evaceratops:

bedlamsbard:

amarielah:

rosbridge:

Watching ROTS in the theater: This is going to go exactly as badly as we all knew it would. 

Watching ROTS after watching Clone Wars: CODY, I can’t watch, you were so honourable and brave and good and you deserve so much better, you all did, oh my god I can’t even really process how much you’re all being violated right now. 

Reasons why The Clone Wars is an excellent series that makes the entire saga 1000x better.

Sometimes I think about how Cody was not only the first clone Palpatine contacted, but also the only clone addressed by name, and then it just gets even more horrifying.

#….that little lean in cody does when palpatine says his name#is that the chip being activated #is that tiny twitch the first subtle indication that cody is no longer cody and is instead cc-2224 with orders to kill a dangerous traitor #does cody – the good and brave and honorable /man/ – feel his mind slip away from him does he feel his body begin to move without consent #does he realize what is happening as it happens – is he awake and unable to stop himself – or does his individual consciousness fall asleep #while the chip takes over #does he wake up in confusion with unfamiliar memories of saying yes sir of raising his hand of giving the order #palpatine addresses cody by name #recognizes the individuality and uniqueness of this man #as he goes about /shutting that uniqueness down/ with a violating medical device that wipes them back to factory settings #he greets cody even as cody’s free will is WRENCHED away from him #palpatine calls cody by name as the chip in his head activates #it is not cody #that body that mind is nothing more than a carrier for the parasite that palpatine orchestrated to put there#palpatine does not care about cody #he cares about the chip #millions of individuals wiped away in a second#were there are million voices crying out in fear before being silenced all at once? #if there was #who was left alive to mourn it #who was left alive to CARE #sheev orchestrated the clone army for this /one./ /moment./ and he does not care about what happens to these men after they’ve served #their true and only purpose #there will never not be a day when i don’t cry about the horrific tragedy of the clone troopers (via @naberiie)

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