biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

luna-y-tuna:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

woundedtoaster:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop

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leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit. 

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then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos

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look at this bullshit

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i’m angry just looking at it

so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar

C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards

Cats love jazz

there it is

shadowmaat:

whumpxng:

look, im just a slut for some magical exhaustion okay
give me your whumpees overusing their magic and having physical repercussions from it, bloody noses, unable to stand, getting progressively weaker, utterly exhausted and spent !! 

bonus points:  if they know they are running low on magic but they have no choice but to keep using more until they just collapse

bonus bonus points: if their magic is somehow connected to their life force!!

bonus points: technically they could stop, but it would mean allowing the person they care about to die/suffer, so it’s really no choice at all.