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(x) I’m not as into Harry Potter as I used to be but by God I love headcanoning characters into Hogwarts.

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

I need more of this

If my kids were magic, I would want the school to have Eliot Spencer teaching DADA not Snape.

Also because Eliot is like the best mom-type in the whole wide world.

Eliot would either not let you get away with anything or make that disgruntled sigh and help you with what ever it was you were up to while bitching about how your performing your mischief wrong the whole time

Eliot would totally be that teacher that also showed the kids how to deal with dark wizards with a knife, books and whatever else you could get your hands on before they even cast a spell.

Now I’m thinking he’s not DADA but something like herbology, just to surprise people. 

I expanded on the idea over on my twitter, the basic plot being “the Leverage Crew has to unravel a conspiracy at Hogwars by pretending to be teachers, despite none of them actually having any magic” and yeah, yeah it’s basically all of this.

Like, the big plot twist would be Eliot ACTUALLY IS A WIZARD but he still thinks teaching his students martial arts in DADA is more effective than memorizing countercurses.

Other highlighs:

• Hardison invents assistive devices for squibs & starts writing his own custom spells by dissecting spell linguistics and breaking them down like programming.
• Parker gains a reputation in transfiguration – “She can make ANYTHING disappear!!”
• Nate looks over all the low-magic classes he could pose as the teacher for, throws that list aside, and decides he’s gonna teach Charms despite having 0 magic. 
• Sophie is actually a squib from a pureblood family that’s why nobody can fucking figure out her origin story

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO HAVE YOU WRITE THIS?