Lydia Bennet: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Mary Bennet: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.

michael-loves-chickens:

she-a-mystic:

gothicincarnate:

sortableroseanimations:

sortableroseanimations:

whitewolfpharaoh:

datesanddamian:

thomasthetwinkengine:

blo:

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

A miracle?

I don’t care how big or small I want one

I would like and could use a small miracle

MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL

IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.

I’m not taking any chances 😂

I still need that insurance payment. I’m not sure what the fuck I can do.

klapollo:

klapollo:

Im watching the parade and Julia is on the Sesame Street float and they actually outfitted her muppet with noise reduction headphones 😭😭😭😭😭

i cry

shit-my-players-say:

WRITE THE THING!

Source: mysteriie

Getting a new hyperfixation:

purpleweredragon:

misscorday:

allstartstofade:

greglestrade:

how dare there not be a fic for this very specific au i have in my head

#how dare i have to be the one to write it

#HOW DARE I NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT

garbage-empress:

lunarquakes:

people talk a lot about keanu reeves or whoever never aging but stay quiet on lucy liu who at the age of 49 genuinely does not look a day over 28

that’s because lucy liu kills to keep her secrets.

copperbadge:

makeitdewey:

ahnsael:

dankmemecentral1:

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

I just picture the grocery clerk who filled the order. They see the order, and it strikes them as peculiar, obviously. But they think, “Hey, this person wants one green bean, and one green bean they will get.”

And then they proceed to diligently search through the entire selection of green beans, selecting the PERFECT single green bean for this obviously discerning customer.

That one green bean was probably worth about 10 lbs of normal green beans. This was the EPIC green bean, hand selected by an employee who wanted to make this special order perfect.

119 Number and quantity

OR

389 Metrology & standardization

@makeitdewey, I hope you and @makeitlc are enjoying what you’re doing because I want you both to know that even though I rarely reblog or comment I enjoy every single one of your posts when it crosses my dash. Like, I enjoy seeing a classic post and then I get to the bottom and you’re like BAM CLASSIFIED IT and I lol. Every time.

hueythequeer:

stability:

also: i love my mom, she doesn’t deserve this